This is a good idea! Just like pretending a cockroach is a sensitive man trapped in a insect’s carapace.*
It is true, oh dear, so true, that I’ve harbored feelings of great malevolence towards our vacuum cleaner. It sits, in its immaculate white splendor, looking down on me resentfully, grey suction hose wrapped around like arms crossed in judgment:
“Let me suck up the f*cking dust! It’s my calling! It’s my duty! But I cannot do it alone! You, Sarah, must propel me! How hard can that be, you lazy *^$*&%Q#$?!?!”
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